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So I found out that Llama is having Twat's best friend break up w/ her for her today, while she comes w/ me and my bf to miltown. Everyone knows its for the best but this is gonna start a war. I wonder if its truly gonna last this time. Llama has completely cut off all comunication w/ her. blocked everything, screaning calls. all i can say is i hope it sticks and YIKES!

So I try to keep an eye on what Twat writes and says to make sure that she is not saying shit about me. Her latest blog is about how she's dropped a lot of ppl and been a bitch to them instead of working things out and stuff like that. I mean she's actually admitting that she's a bitch and a bad person. the thing is, she turns around and keeps on doing it. Tomorrow it will be something different, like she's a good friend and she doesnt deserve any of the shit that she has to deal w/ which is the exact opposite of wut she said the other day. She does that alot. flip flops. A LOT. It gets really annoying.

So...things have pretty much settled down. The only thing is she says she's done w/ all the drama shit but thats the problem, she keeps bringing it up. Its like if ur done then stop fucking talking about it. She did this the last time, kept saying she was done but then I'd hear from someone that she was talkin shit about me still. So other than that things are pretty quiet except. I hung out w/ Llama the other day and basically she said she is just gonna sit back and wait for Twat to cheat on her or do something like that cuz she knows its gonna happen. So Twat does not know this, she thinks everythings peachy in her little world.

Ever had one of those days where you just want to scream "SOMEBODY KILL ME"? Its today.

Well...I guess she has struck up a whole lotta more drama, my friends gf that is. Why don't I just give her a name...I know Twat. So Twat has struck up a lott of more drama and involved a lot of other ppl. Ppl I know and even her friends that are usually on her side are sitting on the fence this time. Well some of them. There is this one guy but he thinks he knows everything. The thing he doesnt know is all the shit she talked about him and he refuses to hear it. O well if he wants to he can lead his blind self right into the snake pit. So anyways whats going on from my understanding, cuz nobody really wants to talk about it, is that Twat is flirting w/ all these Lesbians and upsetting my friend who I will call...Llama, dont ask.

I forgot to mention that my friends gf basically told me that I should mind my own business when it was my friend who asked ME to break up w/ HER gf. I think that kinda makes it my business, correct me if I'm wrong here. She basically blames me for the whole thing when all I did was support my friend, which is why I got really mad at my friend and we stopped being friends for a few days. Yes, only a few days. Neither of us can stay mad at each other for very long. So now my friends gf is just being a complete pest. We share mutual friends and she is trying to turn them all against me. I still don't trust my friend 100% nemore bcuz I know that when we were fighting she talked shit about me w/ her gf. I KNOW it! Also, in the past she has let her gf talk shit about me w/out saying anything. I know thats her, she just doesnt want a bunch of drama so she just lets everybody say wut they're gonna say, however, That is NOT me! I feel that if someone is badmouthing ur friend u stick up for them no matter wut. Thats another thing. Her gf talks an awful lotta shit and about EVERYONE! I would not be surprised that she talked shit bout my friend, her gf, when she's not around. Not at all! It didnt come as a surprise when I found out she talked all this shit about me when I thot we were friends. it mad me extremely angry but did not come as a surprise. She talks shit about ppl b4 she even gets to know them. Then she gets to know them, turns around and bes their best friend. She did this w/ my friend, her gf, and many other friends of mine and other ppl I know. It amazes me that she has any friends at all bcuz she's so obviously phoney and immature. It completely bafles me as to how some ppl can't see it and to others its as clear as day!

I'm new, just checking the place out. seeing wuts wut. so I guess this is the blog/rant area. good...I'll need this...*evil grin* I've been having a problem w/ my friends gf. My friend just turned 19, she's a lesbian and she's dating this abnoxious 16 yr old girl who really needs to get a life. right now her agenda consists of starting drama w/ my friend, me and anybody else that she doesnt like. She used to be my best friend until I realized how immature, naive, and vengeful she really is. We've been fueding since august minus the 10 day period where we were getting along until she tried to kill herself and caused a hole lot more drama. So now I hear from my friend that she has this nice little nic name for me..."crotch critter". awwz how sweet. She is really starting to piss me off and I just want her out of our fucking lives. My friend and I got in a big fight recently bcuz she asked me to break up w/ her gf for her and I did, this was on her birthday and I stayed up all night w/ her while she cried and puked. She really does care about her gf but her gf makes her misserable and thats why she broke up w/ her. So after agreeing that her gf needed to grow up a bit and care about herself b4 she could care about anybody else, after agreeing w/ everything, she takes her back a few hours later bcuz they are "in love" but really its infatuation and I KNOW that its infatuation for her gf cuz I've seen her w/ her last bf. She loved him, then she didnt, then she COULDN'T have cuz she's...gay. yup she went from bi-curious to full blown lesbian in less than 3 months. I think its a bunch of horse shit. Idk wut her motive is but she must think being a Lesbian is cool or something. I know she likes sex w/ guys way too much to be a lesbian. Yeah she's 16 and she's probably had more partners/sex than I have and I'm 20. Really she's an immature, selfish, little girl who needs to get a life and stop trying to ruin mine.

Blogger's Note: Thought this was a nifty little poem....yes, I said "nifty". Funny thing is, I had absolutely NO problem what so ever reading this poem. It was like second nature to me. I read it smiling and nodding to myself.

'Twas the Night Before Katrina (cajun style)

'Twas de night before Katrina, when all tru da state Not a gas pump was pumpin', Not a store open late All da plywood was hung, on de windows wit care, Knowing dat a hurricane, Soon would be dere.
Da chilren were ready wit deir flashlight in hand While rain bands from da hurricane covered over our lan And Mom wit her Mag-lite, and me wit my cap Has jus filled da battub for flushing our crap..

Just some toons i have been working on..

11/14-15/05


11/16/05


They are not based on any facts or evidence, just my opinion.

I have a need to share a little antedote with everyone. My mother, whom most of you know, is VERY christian almost to the point of being intolerant towards EVERYONE. We recently got into this heated discussion about her religion. Everytime something goes wrong in my life, no matter how small and ridiculous, her solution for it all is, "Ashley, you just got to pray about it. Ask Jesus to come in and take over."
During this little "girl talk" with my mother, I told her that I have no interest in going to church because I think that it's all a crock of shit. Her response was about a minute of dead silence and then a dial tone. Yes. She hung up on me. That is always her escape and always has been or if it is in person she'll just get up and walk away but she always comes back to say more. Of course, the second you open your yap, she's gone again...walking right out the freaking door.